This post is for Randall "Emtronics" Emert.
Now, Randall, before you read this, you must swear that:
You are sitting down. Have no heart issues. No overbearing cholesterol issue that could cause a stroke. Or high blood pressure. I don't want the pure shock value of this post to cause you any harm.
Then maybe have a beer or two first. And a massage.
OK, ready? Deep breath.
After about two songs worth of time on the radio, I could finally pull out of GFS ( Gordon Food Service)'s parking lot today turning left on to University about 9 AM. I amazingly hit every light green until I got to Moss Avenue. Granted, I had to slow down for backed-up traffic at Main. My guess is if it wasn't backed up, I would have made that light too.
Are you OK??? I know...shocking isn't it?
I'm guessing the next time this will happen again will be on February 29.
I think I should play the lottery and call up Jessica Biel for a date.
1 comments:
A fluke I am sure. I called the street department and they will fix this asap. How dare traffic flow through timed intersections in Peoria!
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