The spring emergence of the East Bluff Lolly-gaggin Jaywalker apparently was just the precursor to two more irritants that arrive with spring. Now we have Biters and Boneheads.
The Biters...yeah, can ya believe it? I was the "all the blood you can suck" buffet at The Old Country Mosquito Buffet. You think I owed them child and spousal support for how they were trying to bleed me dry. March is for Madness, not mosquitos.
The Boneheads. I'm seeing the "Start Seeing Motorcyles NOW!" signs. I saw ol'Crockrocket Knievel zoom up on my ass on War Drive today, switch lanes quickly to see if the car I just started to pass would move any faster and when it didn't, WENT BETWEEN US!! After that stunt, he was zooming (in way excess of the speed limit) in and out of traffic. Yeah, he got stopped by the Sheridan light, which caused hysterical laughter on my part. Sorry, I just can't look out for Jackhole dummass motorcyclist like this.
So, now you have a trifecta of Springtime fun to keep you occupied.
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I also saw a wasp yesterday. I thought it seemed a little early for that.
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